u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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