i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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