What should our trivia night team be named?
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I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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