it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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