Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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