i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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