how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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