And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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