yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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