...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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