I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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