i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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