What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i drank out of a bidet.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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