There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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