Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
