no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Operation Purity has been aborted
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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