I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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