so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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