dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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