I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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