I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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