youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
