I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
