sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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