3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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