love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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