perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
why is half of my head shaved?
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