Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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