I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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