just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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