YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this will be a night to untag.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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