google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
