You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
