Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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