she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
as a side note pls kill me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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