I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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