waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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