: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize