that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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