he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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