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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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