How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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