Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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