living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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