I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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