dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Alive.
So much puke
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
