: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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