1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Fuck appropriateness.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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