question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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