There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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