Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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