problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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