Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
