My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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