WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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