it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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