I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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