oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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