so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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