how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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